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holly the banana queen//gemini//16//tea enthusiast//prolific reader//attempting writer
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alxbngala:

Polar bear cub climbing his mother [x]

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heeavyboots:

also the ocean on 35mm steals my heart (even more than it usually does)

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spaghetticunt:

uusui:

c0rnmuffins:

uusui:

emma-relille-tunger:

uusui:

iceland is scary

are those giant marshmallows

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

Seriously though what the fuck are those

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

They’re bales of hay wrapped in plastic you crispy gooch

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

spaghetticunt:

bootyscientist:

bootyscientist:

if ya girl got a smartphone she a ho

if ya girl got a camera phone she a ho

ya girl got anything that lets her communicate with niggas she’s a ho

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proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

"   I am excited to see a generation of women who will raise their boys to be good rather than their girls to be scared.   "
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onlypaintonthewall:

Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real. 

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